DEAR NANCY,

I hope this email finds you well. I'm writing you regarding the shitshow that happened last Friday. I just gotta say I'm real impressed with what I saw. Jesus can you hold your eggnog. I haven't seen drinking like that since the Medical Tourism Conference Convention of '99 you know what I mean? Anyway, watch your back, especially with HR. They said something about me (firing you/making you attend some kind of seminar)